erectionsandtea:

hi-im-meg-im-a-demon:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

potatinator:

sarcastic-asexual-kanaya:

airred:

bottombitchstrider:

auhren:

fapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

here’s a picture of drool on my tablet from me laughing so hard

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING

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My grandma just came into my room and asked if i was ok she thought i was in pain or something but NO THATS NOT IT IM LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HAR DJESUS FUCKIFNG CRHISFT

MY DOG IS BARKING AT IT OMG 

OMFG I WAS LISETING TO THIS I COULDN’T FEEL MY SIDES, THEN I SEEN THE PICTURE OF THE DROOL AND ROLLED OFF MY BED I CANT!!! 

MY HALLMATES ARE TEXTING ME TO SHUT UP BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND THEY HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW BUT I CAN’T STOP HELP ME

Things were going so well, then I got smack in the face with a pile of “What the ever loving f***?!?!?”

THAT FUCKING SCREECHING AT THE END, OH MY GOD